Who didn’t see this stuff coming?  I have probably never giggled so much in my life about something so ridiculous.  Kim Kardashian left her basketball hubby Kris Humphries for perhaps greener pastures… or perhaps greener wallets *cough*, as she announced she was spliting with him after a short 2 1/2 month marriage.  So much for that fairytell 10 million dollar wedding that just took place 72 days ago, I’m sure everyone involved in that debacle besides the Kardashian family feels cheated and lied to right about now.

That’s what greed will do to ya, but what do I always preach here on NoirGossip – Marry for love, and nothing else if you want it to mean something.  So, I had to take a forced vacation for the last week and a half and this story alone has urged me to come back.  Fighting off the laughter as I just want to scream “I knew it wouldn’t last”, I’d love to hear what you guys think of Kim and her little news of irreconsilable differences that Kris claims he was blindsided about.  The developing story according to the folks over at TMZ is that all started to go downhill after Kris wanted to move back to Minnisota and his wife just refused to do so, yada yada yada.  But eh, I thought marriage was all about compromise as well.  Perhaps I’m wrong.

My opinion… all staged.  Just watch Kim’s show on E! and at the end of the season perhaps we will all see Kris chasing down his woman for all that it’s worth to save this ever- so- short relationship.  One thing is for certain: she knows how to kick a brother well while he is down.  Ponzy-schemes, lock outs, and now this?  lol… Read the rest of this entry

I’m sorry but through all my years of going through security checkpoints inside airports, NEVER have I took off any expensive jewelry.  Why would anyone need to… it’s not pocket change???  Something just isnt right on the radar here…SMH.

Via TMZ, Kim Kardashian’s hubby Kris Humpfries used this very lame excuse when it came out that he almost lost his $10,000 Lorraine Schwartz designed wedding ring recently.  A real gold or silver wedding band  (in my head), would not set off TSA employees… and even if it did, they could take a look at it and THEN request to have it removed.  Otherwise, why even do so? *confused*

If anyone has heard of otherwise – as in having to take off real jewelry while walking through metal detectors – ahem, feel free to let me know.  Otherwise, he’s a douche. Read the rest of this entry

And the countdown to celebrity break ups begins, lol…

Well, socialite Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married on Saturday in Montecito, CA infront of hundreds of family and friends.  Now she is officially a Basketball Wife like her sister Khloe, but don’t assume either will drop in on the VH1 reality show anytime soon.

Beaming and beautiful, bride Kim Kardashian looked a picture of happiness as she prepared to exchange vows with fiance Kris Humphries.

In a sneak peek of the couple’s wedding, which took place on Saturday at a private home in Montecito, California, the 30-year-old reality star could be seen gazing up at her husband as they stood hand in hand.

E! Entertainment let fans of the show have a brief glimpse of the wedding last night. The full ceremony will air on the network in early October. [Source]

As much as Kim did and spent on the wedding (29 million bucks, and which had sponsors, btw) I can’ be mad at all at these two making any money off of exchanging vows.  The only thing I find hilarious is how Kim pulled off selling her wedding flawlessly while just a few years back, Star Jones tried to do the same thing with her nuptials to ex husband Al Reynolds, and well….*cough*  She got her head bit off by critics.

Don’t believe me??  Read on after the break to see a few of the perks they recieved: Read the rest of this entry